jzul: satans-testicle: You’re human, you made a human mistake. You did a terrible thing, it doesn’t mean you’re a terrible person. words of wisdom from satans testicle
In pop culture, girls who crush hopelessly on guys they can’t have are painted...– Lamenting the Friendzone, or: The Nice Guy Approach to Perpetuating Sexist Bullshit (via nyquilontherocks)
dopesickles: conceptalbumsandhorses: tomorrow is august why
anonymouslyninja asked: Did you watch power puff girls at all when you were little?
awkward-turtleduck-zuko: “Hey there.” “Wanna see…” “… my nuts?”
metal-guru: fr3aksh0ww: mpregbert: magikarpschoiceass: mpregbert: im so tired i could eat a horse i identify as a horse and this offends me i identify as offends and this horses me I offend horses, identify me. i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired
Man Who Enjoys Thing Informed He Is Wrong →
bestnatesmithever: LOS ANGELES—George Himmelsbaugh, 32, was informed Tuesday that he was incorrect in enjoying a thing he had been deriving pleasure from for many years. Authorities in the field informed Himmelsbaugh that, although he believes his appreciation of the thing to be a matter of subjective personal taste, any positive feelings or satisfaction taken from this are by definition...
eytancragg: sportyspice94: the importance of an eñe yo tengo 15 anos (i have 15 anuses) yo tengo 15 años (i am 15 years old) important spanish lessons.
Guys. Britain did it. They set fire to the rain.
harperowen: harperowen: why is there a muddy paw-print on my bedroom wall is my dog fucking spiderman or something i was using fucking as an intensifier not a verb okay
Just say it once more with meaning And you’ll be bringing the house...– This Stage is Your Life - A Silent Film
we could do an activity together: The Legend of... →
korralations: vindictev: In addition to its sprawling anthology, Book Two will delve deeper into its romantic story arcs as well. Some fans have expressed frustration with the pairing of Mako and Korra, but Faustino notes that he’s well aware of the controversy. “I’m just trying to…
itscandidlycara: yo America listen up if we ever get the summer Olympics again here’s whats going down 80 foot tall American presidents fighting 80 foot tall Stan Lee villains i’m talking Abe Lincoln taking down Loki in hand to hand combat confetti? FUCK THAT apple pIES 7 BILLION APPLE PIES
is everyone just ignoring the fact VOLDEMORT IS BACK #and bigger than ever
niceshootingsweetheart: Can we just appreciate the fact that this is the first Olympics where every country has allowed female athletes to compete like that’s really amazing